Insult Hindi SMS

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! posted

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do, 1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do, Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do, 1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do, Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight [...]